We price and charge in USD because we ship globally, and most of our customers expect it. We're still 100% Canadian, we promise!

Hello weary wanderer! You've stumbled upon our test product!

As a reward for your exhausting journey, we reward you with this: the ability to turn around and go home.




Seriously, there's nothing to see here. Please go. 

Key Features

  • Three versatile distortion modes - Lite(ish), Heavy, and Heavier
  • Footswitchable noise gate
  • Three-band EQ with sweepable mid frequency
  • Weight control to sculpt low frequency response
  • Linked or independent switching of the distortion and gate
  • Gate key input (⅛” TS or TRS)
  • True bypass or buffered bypass



  • Input Impedance: 1MΩ

  • Output Impedance: 100Ω

  • Frequency Response (-3dB): 35Hz - 17kHz

  • Input Voltage: 9VDC Centre-Negative

  • Required Current: 250mA

  • Power Input Connector: 2.1mm Barrel Connector

  • Height (Enclosure Only): 1.5”

  • Height (Including Controls): 2.5”

  • Length: 4.8”

  • Width: 2.6”

  • Weight: 1lb